A Little More Handy Work

I’ve noticed when reading posts about female bloggers and their personal toys, some ladies have a pet name for them. They don’t mention playing with a vibrator, but instead refer to it as, say, "Barney". I use this example because a past blog friend called one of her vibrators Barney. It was a purple monster that made her sing. Her other vibrator was named Excalibur. I do not remember why though.

Is this a something most women do? If you don’t mind ladies, would you leave a comment letting me know if you do this, and if so, what is the pet name of your personal toy? I know this is a bit personal, but I’m curious.

The reason I’m curious is, I just received a personal toy. My sweetness gave me my very own Fleshlight. The Fleshlight is a male sex toy, designed to emulate the sensation of various sexual acts for masturbation purposes. I was a bit reluctant to try it at first, but once aroused, I thought, “What the heck?”

The texture of the material is eerily like that of a woman’s vagina. We removed the fleshy insert from the flashlight looking case to warm it in hot water. After drying it and placing the insert back in the case, we added a bit of lube and she slid it over lil’horsn. The first few strokes were a bit awkward and I dare say, painful. But I couldn’t believe how realistic the sensation was once she started giving me the full strokes. The sensation was more like that of a blowjob than actual intercourse.

The case has an end cap so you can adjust the suction effect you feel. Unfortunately, it’s not air tight, so with each stroke you get a “ssshh” sound. When she loosened the end cap, the sound only got louder. She laughed, “I believe we have a wheezer here.”

We ignored the sound and I was soon encouraging her to stroke me faster. The orgasm I experienced was greater than any I had experienced through normal masturbation. However, I have to attribute that to the fact my partner was involved. I still have not tried this alone. I plan to place the fleshlight between the mattress and box spring when I have the opportunity. This will allow me to gage its effectiveness as compared to my normal self stimulation. Yes, I do masturbate on occasion. ;o)

Now, back to the reason I brought all this up. Instead of referring to it as the fleshlight, I called it Trixie. My sweetness thought giving it a name was a bit weird. You see, she doesn’t have pet names for her personal toys. This is why I’m curious to discover how many of you have pet names for your personal toys. So again, if you wouldn’t mind, I love to know.

Back in the Game

I thought I'd better get back in the habit of HNT. Here's a shot I'm callin' "Handy Work".

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!!!

The Eagle Cam

The ladies of the office have stood vigil over two bald eagle eggs the last couple of weeks. And they were rewarded with the hatching of one chick this morning. The excitement level hasn't been this high around here since we installed the new color copier. I doubt I'll get any work out of them until mid afternoon.

Now don't get me wrong. I think this is cool. I love bald eagles. I was beside myself when I snap a picture of two sitting in a tree on my train ride across Colorado last month. (Reminder to self to blog about that trip.) But come on, it's the first of the month. I need those February reports today. Let's get back to work ladies!

I say that on here because I just have to say it, and I'm not going to spoil their fun by saying it out load. I'll let them enjoy the moment, but I'll remind them later their reports are still due by lunch time. I can hear the complaints now. "Quit being a fuddy duddy." Yeah, my staff includes a bunch of older ladies.

So yall won't miss out on the fun, here is picture of the new chick and a link to the Eagle Cam.

Eagle Cam

Hope you enjoy this at least half as much as my crew.

Monday Meme

I’m stealing Kitty’s Monday Meme 'cause I ain't got nothin' but the video below!

Three Little Words

1. Where is your cell phone? On my belt

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Married to Girlfriend

3. Hair? Not a lot

4. Your mother? Makes me smile

5. Your father? Need to call

6. Your favorite item(s)? In her jeans

7. Your dream last night? Removing her jeans

8. Your favorite drink? Fresh squeezed lemonade

9. Your dream guy/girl? On my mind

10. The room you are in? My office cube

11. Your fear? Fear of heights

12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Still taking breathe

13. Who did you hang out with last night? My lovely sweetness

14. What are you not? Finished with project

15. Are you in love? Very much so

16. One of your wish list items? Digital SLR camera

17. What time is it? Around tennish here

18. The last thing you did? Read a blog

19. What are you wearing? Jeans and shirt

20. Your favorite book? Not enough words

21. The last thing you ate? Oatmeal with honey

22. Your life? Moving pretty fast

23. Your mood? Tired but happy

24. Your friends? All around me

25. What are you thinking about right now? How many more?

26. Your car? Ford pickup truck

27. What are you doing at this moment? Trying to finish

28. Your summer? More baseball watching

29. Your relationship status? I’m happily married

30. What is on your TV screen? Just some dust

31. When is the last time you laughed? Reading AAG’s blog

32. Last time you cried? Watching a movie

33. School? None for me

It wasn't easy just using three word answers.

British Space Program!

This is a cool video.



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Interesting Websites

Have you been considering a membership in the Mile High Club. Well, if you're in the Atlanta area, it might be easier than you think. www.MileHighAtlanta.com

Very Sex Blonde Virgine Dido

This could be fun. Warp Paris Hilton

Here's a YouTube video featuring Jennifer Aniston's Cleavage.

Who'll be Miss Limo 2007?

Now I have to wonder if the nipples are real??? Body Perks, Nipple Enhancers. Here's a YouTube video demonstration.

In case any of you are looking for a "How To" guide: This site is billed as the Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource. This is their Sister site.

Here's a site for when you're bored. Rate My Boobies.

Check Out These Female Singers

First, Monique Brumby:

I came across this singer last fall. Check out Monique Brumby's My Space site. She also has a regular website. {Looks like her regular site is down}


Second, Danielle Howle:

I listened to an interview of Danielle Howle on the Bob Edwards show, (XM Radio 133). She has ties to Hootie and the Blowfish. I really enjoy her voice.

Wow! Been a long time ...

It's been a long time since I've been in here. The place is a mess and in need of some air freshener.

Sorry about disappearing, but something came up. The last year has been a whirlwind of activity and my life has been turned upside down. The company I work for finally sold. My relationship with my significant other has change dramatically and is still in flux. But things are starting to settle down for me. Maybe I'll try to come around more often.

I guess first I'll have to make the drag a few times to see who is still around.

Cleavage is Good!

Here's an interesting article I received via email.

An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
Sunday Mirror, Jun 11, 2000 by JONATHAN HAYTER


STARING at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.
Copyright 2000 MGN LTD

Provided by ProQuest Information and Learning Company. All rights Reserved.


Since I'm here to help, here's a little something to get your exercise started. You'll have to work up to Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore!

Memorial Day

Traditional observance of Memorial Day has diminished over the years. Many Americans have forgotten the meaning and traditions of Memorial Day. At many cemeteries, the graves of the fallen are increasingly ignored and neglected. Most people no longer remember the proper flag etiquette for the day. While there are towns and cities that still hold Memorial Day parades, many have not held a parade in decades. Some people think the day is for honoring any and all dead, and not just those fallen in service to our country.

No matter your feelings toward the Iraqi war, please take a moment this weekend to remember the Honorable men and women of our Armed Forces who have given the ultimate sacrifice for this great country.

We cherish too, the Poppy red
That grows on fields where valor led,
It seems to signal to the skies
That blood of heroes never dies.
Moina Michael